I've just read on John's site that you are a Manchester United fan. After much swearing on my part (I am a West Ham fan) I wanted to ask you a football question. If you could see one player at Manchester United, who would that be? (and please don't say Paolo di Canio.....I want him in claret and blue!!) Amanda

"West Ham Amanda? - Unlucky. Any player? well I could narrow that down to about 50 but howzabout these three for starterz: Much as am I am entertained by Fabien Barthez I think the most impressive No1 in the world is a fella by the name of Casillas I think he plays for a spanish side either Barca or Real. Laurent Blanc has got to go; I'd have Jaap Stam back any time. Zinedine Zidane in midfield or just behind striker. Mbomba who plays for the Cameroon national side is an explosive striker, but better than Ruud? I don't kn! ow. whoosh s"