Greetings and salutations! I am writing on behalf of a dear friend who happens to be extremely squeamish. She was recently traumatized beyond belief when she learned via a trivia quiz that *gasp* Simon once wore a pair of jeans stained with blood from the local butcher's shop to shock fans. She is convinced that, "this is a conspiracy of lies about Simon, the butcher, AND Levi Strauss! Please end her mental distress and emotional turmoil. She needs to know the truth so that she can move on and be vindicated or accept the horror. With utmost (yeah) concern for my poor psychotic friend, Shazza

"Butchers blood? Never! However, I think this may be an oblique reference to a certain Radio 1, mutual 80s, nosebleed episode.s"