simon, how do you feel about today's younger pop stars such as brittany and o-town? they don't write their own material. does that get on your nerves a little that someone like yourself works so hard to write such wonderful lyrics and here these kids just get a good haircut and they sell millions of albums!

"Well my dear, I really don't think it's sensible to let things like that get on your nerves even just a little bit - lets face it - you can only taste sour grapes when they're in your own mouth; best keep'm out I say. by the way, I actually think there's quite a lot more to Brittany than just a haircut and a nice pair of eyes - like a fab voice for example. whooshdoggy s"