As an Australian currently living in Italy, can you tell me why the greatest band on earth hasn't toured Australia in years (18!!!!)?

I GET SOOO MANY E.MAILS FROM FANS FROM AUSTRALIA TRYING TO GET THE BAND TO COME THERE. AND THEY SHOULD! "Because we don't know what's good for us. Hey, you've got to admit though, due to the wait, when we do come it's gonna go ballistic.
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