Reveling in the success of Duran Duran’s latest album, the iTunes-exclusive stylistic comeback All You Need Is Now (read our rave review), lead singer Simon Le Bon has continued his reign as King of the Crazy Tweet. (Read the last zany batch here.) An unabashed, unrestrained look into the mushy mind of an eighties pop icon, Le Bon’s Twitter account is a veritable gold mine of surrealist storytelling, baffling observations, and deliciously off the wall non-sequiturs.

Take a look at this week’s greatest hits