ALL YOU NEED IS NOW
Somewhere toward the end of Duran Duran’s 13th studio release, All You Need Is Now, a creepy familiarity comes over. “Do you know where we are?” singer Simon Le Bon sidles up next to you in an imaginary limousine for a “Chauffer” ride into metaphoric bestiality. The song is called “The Man Who Stole a Leopard,” naturally, and it stands as the album’s most indulgent come-on; a back-and-forth with up-and-comer Kelis (she’s the leopard, see) that coasts uncomfortably atop the plodding synthesized predation of Nick Rhodes’ smirking melodic menace, that is until it ends with a BBC News reporter deadpan-detailing the fictional “controversy.” You may not be sure where you are, but you’ve been there before.
First, the baggage: It’s virtually impossible to speak of Duran Duran without a quick tumble through the by now dusty archives, the squeaky plastic of packaging and toothy Thatcherism, the screaming girls and moaning critics. For those of us who found their footing (and hair) in the dual-cassette dubs of ‘80s optimism, the chart of Duran Duran’s career – from luxury to heartache (as another band once said) then back again, sort of – provides a fitting reflection of our own increasingly nostalgic existences. One look at the crows’ feet staring back at us in that state fair double-“D” novelty mirror – later repurposed for inhalants – can be one glance too many, and all of that ambition and euphoria inspired by puberty lost in a keyboard sequence has gone the way of “Rio” and “The Reflex,” straight into the medium rotation of background office music. “Music is for kids,” we collectively grumble over our morning coffee. Getting old, then.
But not tonight.
Kicking in with a jarring schizophrenic electro-grind, Le Bon swaggers onto the set for album-opener and lead single “All You Need Is Now,” barely squeezing his legs into the leather trousers of cocksure distortion: “It’s all up to you now, find yourself in the moment,” he commands. Then that moment becomes another moment altogether. The anthemic chorus lights up like all of the CGI fireworks in the classic “New Moon on Monday” video, floating on a bed of keyboards directly lifted from that very song. Duran Duran are back, and what’s more, they’re paying tribute to themselves.
None of this, of course, is by accident. Following the diminishing returns of their multiple attempted comebacks – the last one to take was in fact the accidental beauty of 1993’s “Ordinary World” and its host album – Duran Duran were, if you are to believe the orchestrated hype, rescued by the nimble-if-obsessive production interests of 35-year-old Mark Ronson. Ronson, perhaps grasping at his own “dusty” novelty mirror in the closet, envisioned a Duran resurrection, one meant to capture the spirit – literally – of the band’s Rio heyday. It would be the “album they never made,” according to expectations, and, with few exceptions, that’s exactly what it turned out to be. Welcome to the party.
And with that, a flood of ‘80s paranoia references takes hold. “Blame the Machines” culminates in what is presumably a scantily clad model on a white leather couch dictating, “You are not required to think at all,” to a whizzing Le Bon caught up in his “Careless Memories.” “Being Followed” follows with the insistence that “paranoia” is the “only valid point of view, if you know what I’m saying.” It’s all very much like listening to Blondie’s “Atomic” in 1982 and peeking out the blinds to check for cops, sequins rustling against sequins in an unnecessary cocaine panic.
Out on the lanai, Le Bon and Co. take a much needed cigarette breather for the album’s first slow burner, “Leave a Light On,” as close a cousin to “Save a Prayer” as has been invited to this party. “I know, I swear,” Le Bon mournfully assures his own wandering eye as it darts from potential paramour to potential paramour. “If you leave a light on for me, I’ll come there.” But that won’t be necessary, because just on the other side of the sliding glass door, Scissor Sister Ana Matronic has turned up the funk on the console hi-fi (via John Taylor’s inimitable slap-bass); with a shake of her red hair, she’s hooking her fingers and chanting “Don’t you want to be misled? Don’t you want to be misled?” for “Safe,” a track ostensibly about being just the opposite. There are cowbells.
“Girl Panic!” shows up, as it would, with references to “all the voices in my head, the clever words I never said,” and is clearly so ramped up on whatever sundry enhancements the back bedroom has to offer that it thinks every thought is an FM chorus. In this case, it is. And then it’s out to the limo with “Leopard” Kelis, off to some high rise with a cage in it. The night is over … almost.
As “Runway Runaway”’s soaring chorus kicks in with an arena-ready “say goodbye,” it’s more of a “hello,” really – a reintroduction to the smeared eyeliner and lipstick that colored the doe-eyed immediacy of Rio’s most celebratory moments. It may not be news, this account of the disillusionment suffered by a lost girl in a man’s world, but it’s still immediate and somehow relevant. It’s music for laughing at the pieces, something Duran Duran have every right to do after thirty years of toughing it out. They’ve earned it.
But it doesn’t come without a price. A baroque moodiness rolls back into the proceedings for album closer, “Before the Rain.” “And if this drinking could ease the thinking, I’d toss out my whole truth with this glass,” Le Bon laments, hangover at the ready. “In every life flash, in every car crash, I hear the silence waiting to fall,” he continues, set to the electric funereal handclaps (again) of “The Chauffer.” A certain sense of forboding collapses into the machine-gun drum-staccato of Roger Taylor, while frightful noises thunder in on the darkening soundscape. “All rise you promises broken,” Le Bon stares off into nowhere. It’s an auspicious ending to a generally frenetic experience, but it’s also the epic stuff that Duran Duran are made of: a gloomy goodnight for the sake of a good cry.
It would be wrong to give Ronson too much credit for the authenticity and audacity of this very-Duran Duran experience. Likewise, it would be wrong not to recognize his deftness at time travel as witnessed in his coddling of a crumbling Amy Winehouse over pumped-up classic soul or on the temporal triptiks of his own “solo” output (he just finished remaking Boy George, speaking of luxury and heartache). But the real revelation within the nine tracks presented here is that this gaggle of fiftysomething heartthrobs is still more than capable of accessing the allure and mystery that made their initial output so inescapable. It seems all they really needed was somebody to tell them that.
(All You Need Is Now is released via iTunes Dec. 21)
Courtesy Orlando Weekly